| Lesbians and their training grounds |
[Feb. 24th, 2007|10:45 am] |
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All lesbians are ninjas and come from one hardware store or another these are their hidden ninja villages. They have all the same abilities as any other ninja except in Lesbian form. Like how normal ninjas summon giant frogs and snakes lesbian ninjas summon decks and pool tables. Instead of MedNins they has lipstick lesbians who come and do the hair and dress the more butch fighter ninjas. They also have the trick spy ninjas who work as dancers at cafe riske and iffltrate other villages to assassinate the leader. Lesbians have a wide variety of ninja tools most of which are not spoken of in polite conversation but the most deadly are the tiny needles they keep hidden all over their bodies...all lesbians are capable of throwing 10 or 12 of these and preventing you from grapping the ledge... |
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[Jan. 21st, 2007|11:54 am] |
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8 monthes later and I am still in love apparently. lol oh well happy 8th month anniversary to me and Jake :D |
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[Jan. 11th, 2007|10:40 pm] |
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ok I heard a song at the game store the other day and it sounded like a Deatch Cab for Cutie song but unless its unreleased its not. all I can remember is a lyrics which was something like "I'm sorry Jack, I know you've heard it all before" something to that affect but I can't find if anyone knows what the hell I am talking about or the song please tell me I wants it >. |
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[Jan. 4th, 2007|12:45 pm] |
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~I was meant for the stage!~ and I love the word Callaways :D |
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[Jan. 3rd, 2007|12:14 pm] |
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my back hurts very much I over stretched the muscles when I was trying to pop it...ow ow ow... |
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[Dec. 21st, 2006|11:47 am] |
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Prince Charming married Mr.Right and they live in south beach so get over it. |
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[Nov. 27th, 2006|05:28 pm] |
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Cascada check her out. Her music is pretty cool. |
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[Nov. 23rd, 2006|12:10 pm] |
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Listening to DC4C/Postal Service while I house sit for my sister and Jodi don't ask me I don't know if they are back together or what. Bayley is freaking annoying as hell cause he's been raised as a lap dog and he weighs about 70 pounds...Jake's gone to Tally and I am alone I have no AIM but I have my Yahoo if anyone gets bored over T-day msg me I'll be here till Sunsay. ttyl my friends :) and happy T-day to you all :) |
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[Oct. 31st, 2006|12:51 pm] |
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so today has been fun I drew and awesome picture of a certain someone who I will show it to as soon as I can catch her. I've been sucking down coffee for the last 2 hours for no real reason than I like coffee. ran thru a bunch of my old pictures and shit on my comp and deleted the ones that were stupid and got nostalgic over the others. oh well the only news I have is that I plan to draw some more pictures over the next week and I will post them sometime this wekend. |
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[Oct. 19th, 2006|12:26 am] |
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Binks I hope you read this cause its for you. I want you to download and listen to the song Transaltanism by Death Cab for Cutie. its very expressive of how I feel :') *sniff sniff* I miss you and I am sorry if I've been distant I still want to remain your friend for ever and for always *hugs and kisses* Love Logan :') |
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[Oct. 5th, 2006|02:28 am] |
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so I finally got my long needed hair cut and I had orginally thought I'd leave its natural color...but then my sister reminded me that it was as silly idea...so now its a deep burgundy which makes me feel hott hahaha...Jake loves and I love it so soon I will post pics of it for everyone to see :) |
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[Sep. 16th, 2006|12:38 pm] |
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ok LJ is new and annoying I haven't posted in forever Jake is being really cute but in and annoying way...stop touching my penis damnit...his laptop is broke so we can't play game together. arg grr and arg some more...oh well anyway post again in another 3 to 4 years |
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[Aug. 29th, 2006|07:22 pm] |
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Ever wake up from the a dream that seemed really real but you know it wasn't if you think about it long enough that's what I want this to be. |
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[Aug. 26th, 2006|06:24 am] |
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so tonightsa been hell and I won't bew able to sleep I've almost died in a car accident had a good 35 minutes sitting at a gas station to think to myself and prepare for this but none of it helped. I sat don't and watched my aunt's labored breathing and silently pained inside knowing I'm losing a hero to a cheap disease. |
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[Aug. 25th, 2006|02:32 pm] |
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this what Jake and I do all the time when were alone in his room we look just like this naked >.>  |
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| Talking to Elephants |
[Aug. 22nd, 2006|01:49 am] |
A powerful Warrior Empress riding her elphant home from visitng a neighboring city for diplomatic reason and to see her son who doesn't know she his mother and her lover Jin.
Dao-If only he knew I was his mother...*sigh* I would have kept him and joined forces with Jin if Mother did hate Master Oro so much *sigh*
Jambo the Elephant-If only who knew?
Dao-My son Jambo
Jambo the Elephant-His name is jamboe too? O_o
Dao-Oh Jambo...~_~
This was inspired by my custom officers on Romance of the 3 kingdoms 9 thank you its only funny to like 4 prople. |
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[Aug. 21st, 2006|05:13 pm] |
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so My aunt's liver is now gone critical and is shutting down the doctors say she has 6 weeks at best I already knew this would happen so its come as much less of a shock and I'm not sure if I want to see her like this...ugh what do I do I want to see her but I'm not sure if I can handle it. I almost want to not see her sick so I don't have to ever think of her as sick but meh...Life is a wonderful and terrible thing |
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[Aug. 20th, 2006|03:57 pm] |
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OMG I am going to open a ramen stand who wants to give me the start up capitol or alot of Ramen :) |
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[Aug. 10th, 2006|12:16 pm] |
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Put a smile upon your face cause I hit a baby with a mace~ |
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